If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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