And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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