I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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