If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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