there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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