Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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