Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
