I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
