Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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