I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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