i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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