That's intense
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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