We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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