I hate all girls vehemently.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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