Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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