Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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