i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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