Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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