what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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