You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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