you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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