the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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