Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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