It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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