The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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