Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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