So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
