I bet he comes in French.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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