ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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