I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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