I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
