Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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