I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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