Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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