It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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