Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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