Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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