I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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