I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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