Only a mothe r could love this liver
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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