Do you still have your period?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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