Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?