Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
