I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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