Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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