she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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