Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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