i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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