love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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