Where did you get a picture of my penis
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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