i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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